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deerpong:

I’m crying real tears rn
how to get a boyfriend

neptunain:

put peanut butter on a pinecone and roll it in bird seed. hang it up outside. wait.

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breadonly:

andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic:

veryraresecrete:

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(⁘̫(̮ ⁘̫ )̮ ⁘̫) 
    ༽•́ડ̮•̀༼
    ༼̫̫(| |)༽̫̫ 
    ༼̫̫༼ ͟ ͟ ༽༽̫̫ ͟

………………………… broccoli man
again! encore!

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(⁘̫(̮ ⁘̫ )̮ ⁘̫) 
   ༽•́ડ̮•̀༼
   ༼̫̫(| |)༽̫̫ 
 ༼̫̫༼ ͟ ͟ ༽༽̫̫ ͟

………………………… broccoli man

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adreianpayne:

I just want one day without y’all being extra

d0nn0:

clestroying:

d0nn0:

people who say the n word and the f word make me angry

ned flanders

image

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officialunitedstates:

smokey the bear cradles the embers of a extinguished fire in his thick hairy arms, gently caressing and rocking them as a soft bear lullaby echoes from his throat

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how do I make my ringtone the sound of a vacuum

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rlmjob:

im crying
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